It is a
Christmas Eve like no other. With the Manor now but a mere smudge of a memory
on the landscape, the hens, Ptolemy, Bambino and Jack have all decamped to the
bothy. Although several offers of hospitality have come from the village, everyone
agrees they would rather stay on home ground.
‘It’d be odd
being elsewhere at Christmas,’ says Ptolemy.
‘And I reckon
there’s enough supplies to make a good, if simple, Christmas dinner,’ says Mrs
Slocombe, looking through the kitchen cupboard.
‘I’ll go
into the village and buy some more provisions,’ says Jack. ‘It’s the least I
can do after all you’ve done for me.’
Everyone
agrees that although it is a tad cramped in the bothy, there is no other place
they want to be. And that’s all they need for this moment in time. To be
together, to think about what has happened and what they are going to do next.
‘Bit of a
turn up for the books, all that stuff with Kenneth the Phantomime, wasn’t it?’
says Bambino. ‘Who knew he could be so vociferous in his defence of us?’
‘I know,’
says Mrs Miggins. ‘He was most impressive. Perhaps we should invite him to
share Christmas Day with us? He must get a bit lonely down in the village. He
doesn’t seem to have many friends.’
‘I’ll pop
in and see him whilst I’m out shopping,’ says Jack. ‘Extend an invitation.’
‘I shall
come with you,’ says Mrs Slocombe. ‘I don’t want you coming back with all sorts
of weird food stuff. Like stollen, for example. Who ever thought THAT was a
good idea?’
‘Says she
who insists on roast badger every year,’ says Mrs Poo.
And they
all laugh! Because that is what you do when life as you know it crumbles, or
vanishes or goes up in smoke. You look to those around you, and they draw
together and prop you up with love, laughs and kindness until you are ready to
move forward again.
Later that
evening, the spirit of Christmas is gathering in the bothy. The woodland is
offering a sense of security.
‘I’ve
always found there to be a certain comfort amongst the spirit of trees,’ says
Jack Green. ‘Every time I’ve stepped into woodland, I’ve felt like it is
looking after me. I think that’s what drew me here, to the bothy, in the first
place.’
‘Not the
Fray Bentos meat pies, then?’ says Ptolemy.
Jack
laughs. ‘You’re a good friend, Ptolemy,’ he says. ‘You took me and looked after
me when I felt I was all alone. That means the world to me.’
Beneath his
feathers, Ptolemy can feel the heat of an embarrassed blush rising.
‘Any one of
us would have done the same,’ says he.
‘Is Kenneth
the Phantomime joining us for Christmas dinner?’ says Mrs Pumphrey, who is
peeling potatoes ready for roasting and doesn’t want to fall short on numbers.
‘He said he
might,’ says Mrs Slocombe,’ but remember – Lord Malarkey’s Roast Potato Rule states
that you can never have too many. Keep peeling!’
The evening
finishes with a selection of sandwiches, cheeses, crisps and Mrs Slocombe’s
famous jaffa cake trifle, and the telling of ghost stories around the fire, in
the traditional way of Victorian times.
‘Everything
will be all right,’ says Mrs Miggins, as they all turn in for the night. ‘I
know it will.
* * * * *
Christmas
morning. No gifts, but the gift of friendship and love. No decorations, but the
holly and ivy from the woodlands. No television, but the entertainment of jokes
and storytelling, and the joy of a brisk walk in the fresh air.
Returning
from their walk, they find Kenneth the Phantomime sitting on the doorstep.
‘Morning,’
he says, looking uncertain. ‘I’ve come for Christmas dinner, if that’s all
right? I mean, I can go if you’ve changed your minds…’
‘Nonsense!’
says Mrs Pumphrey, moving in for a huge, flouncy bosomed hug. ‘You are very
welcome to join us. It’s a bit cramped at the table but the dinner will be
superb and the company excellent!’
And she
bundles the Phantomime into the bothy before he can change his mind.
Over a cup
of tea and with the scent of dinner in the air, the atmosphere is warm and
convivial.
‘Well, we
might have lost the Manor,’ says Mrs Miggins, with only the slightest catch of
emotion in her voice, ‘but we still have each other.’
‘Bit of a
mess about the insurance, though,’ says Mrs Poo.
‘We are NOT
selling the ground off to that developer,’ says Mrs Miggins. ‘It’s the land
that counts. Jack has taught us that. We can build on it again, even if it is
only a little shed to start with.’
‘Much
Malarkey Shed doesn’t have quite the same ring, though,’ says Ptolemy.
‘Er…can I
says something?’ says Kenneth the Phantomime. He’s been fidgeting in his seat
and is looking a bit embarrassed. ‘It’s just that I have a Christmas gift for
you all.’
‘Oh,’ says
Mrs Pumphrey. ‘That’s very kind but I’m afraid we have nothing to give you in
return.’
‘That
doesn’t matter,’ says Kenneth. He stands up and looks to his right shoulder.
‘Go on,’
whispers Hugh. (Remember? The good guy? The other one, Donald, has been carted
off – some allegations of incitement to riot or something.)
‘This,’ says
Kenneth, handing an envelope to Mrs Miggins. ‘I want you to have this. It will
help you get back on your feet.’
Mrs Miggins
opens the envelope. And her eyes boggle about as far as a hen’s eyes can boggle
without them popping out.
‘What?’ she
says. ‘This is a cheque for £845,000. This can’t be right…’
‘It was your
Viking doll,’ says the Phantomime. ‘Very rare. Very valuable. I sold it at
auction. The money is yours. Take it. Please.’
Well! No
one knows what to say! And then comes the tumult of thanks, the hugs, the
tears, the relief, and the realisation that although things had changed in the
most dramatic of ways, and everything seemed lost and bleak, good things will
always happen to give hope for the future.
Later that
evening, everyone agrees that today was the best Christmas Day they’d ever had.
Jack stands
up and raises his glass. ‘I’d like to make a toast,’ he says, ‘to friendship
and fortitude, and faith and hope. But mostly, to magic!’
‘To magic!’
comes the chorus.
‘And now,
let’s predict what the New Year will bring,’ says Jack.
‘A new
business!’ says Mrs Slocombe.
‘A new
family member!’ says Mrs Pumphrey.
‘Travel and
adventures!’ says Mrs Poo.
‘A monthly
subscription to Fray Bentos meat pies?’ says Ptolemy, looking hopefully and
pointedly at Jack.
‘New
friendships!’ says Kenneth the Phantomime.
‘A new toy
stick with feathers on the end!’ says Bambino.
They all
turn to Mrs Miggins, who has been rather quiet as the day draws to an end.
‘Well
Laetitia?’ says Mrs Pumphrey. ‘What’s your prediction for the new year?’
Mrs Miggins
shrugs. ‘After the last few days, I really have no idea,’ she says. ‘But I do
know that as long as we are in it together, it’s going to be grand!’
And so,
from me – the Writer – to you, the dear Reader(s), here’s wishing you the
Merriest of Christmases and as much Love, Light, Peace and Magic for the year
ahead as you can stuff in a stocking or other Christmas gift receptacle of your
choice!
Comments
Have a lovely Christmas all and thank you so much for the story, I too have followed it every day and much enjoyed the reading. There will be something of a gap this time tomorrow!
(Mrs Duck)
Mrs Duck, I got it into my head that the Manor was due a revamp although goodness knows what form it will take! Watch this space, eh? How do you feel about sharing interior design duties with Kenneth the Phantomime? Could be a heady mix….
Merry Christmas!