“Little by little, you begin to change even if you are not aware of it. What was once alien becomes familiar: foreign tongues, the music of strange instruments, the vagaries of the sea. Slowly you alter until the very stars that spin in the heavens are as familiar to you as the lines of your own hands. But first you must step out of your own front door. You must leave behind what you know and possibly what you love. You must be willing to lose every inch of yourself, for the next time you look into a stream or a mirror, which may be weeks, years, or even half a lifetime from now, you will not recognise your reflection. You must risk this much in order to gain what the world is ready to offer. You must make your own map of the world. Search out your own piece of sky and patch of earth, your own awning to sleep under when it is raining and it feels the sun may never shine again, for there will certainly be such days. No one can walk this path for you. You cannot simply follow in anot
It is Saturday morning, the day of the Easter Parade. (Oh, all right – I know in real time that it’s Sunday – Happy Easter to you all! - but the Lady Author was struck by inspiration yesterday and got carried away with her word count. And whilst she would publish two episodes on the same day, she knows you are probably holibobs busy and can only absorb a limited amount of waffle in one day.) Outside Much Malarkey Manor, the hens are hitching their carnival float to a tractor. They stand back to admire their efforts. ‘It’s pretty magnifique,’ says Mrs Pumphrey. ‘Very colourful,’ says Mrs Slocombe. ‘Very flamboyant!’ says Kenneth, approvingly. The hens have created an enormous handbag, thinking it will be an ideal container for all the rescued ducklings. But it’s not any old handbag. Oh no, it’s a handbag modelled on the new season Chanel Mini Flap Bag - a snip in Selfridges for just £2,800. Who spends THAT on a tiny handbag, eh? Honestly…utter madness… The handbag, caref